I am Nichole, 16. Single. Birthday is Nov.21. Junior. California. Love The Summer. Adore The Snow.
Ronnie’s wife says it’s bs too.
When you secretly stalked every photo album of them on Facebook before meeting them:
On the outside: Hi, nice to meet you!
On the inside: Hello, Chris Adam Johnson, born June 23, 1988 whom has 3 brothers Paul, Will, and Michael. You have 13 photo albums on Facebook….
AHAHAHAHA. this is so me.
- Fan: I want your penis!
- Alex: Thanks. I want your penis too, girl. Twice in a row that someone in the front couple rows has yelled 'Alex, I want your penis!' I talked about this yesterday, how it works pretty well when a chick yells 'I want your penis' to a guy. 'cause we guys we're simple-minded. It doesn't take much to get us excited. But with girl, what if you didn't know who I was and I walked up to you on the street and I say 'hey, I want your vagina'. Without a doubt I would be getting pepper spray and tased simultaneously. Unless of course you're Jack's mom in which case you would take me home and cook me dinner.
- Jack: My mom's a great cook!
- Alex: Have you guys ever seen a commercial for Lucky Charms?
- Jack: It's racist!
- Alex: It's the most racist piece of shit ever. This like red headed little man, the Irish accent's fucking terrible too.
- Jack: -does the accent-
- Alex: Irish people are just like,"Fuck you!"
- Jack: FUCK LUCKY CHARMS
- crowd: FUCK LUCKY CHARMS (x5)
- Alex: Fuck yeah, fuck those things.
- Alex: Not only does the cereal suck, but the cereal sucks because not only is it racist, but it also breaks friends apart. There was always that friend that would come to your fucking house and he'd eat all of the marshmallows out of the box while you're watching a movie because for those of you who don't know how the cereal works, there's these shitty little kinda like cheerios sort of texture and then there's the marshmallows and the friend would always eat the marshmallows
- Jack: FUCK THAT FRIEND
- Alex: that friend was YOU man
BRB DYING XD
The ferris wheel is still my favorite
OMG, please bitch, I’m dying….I need more
How to read people’s minds.
Watch Those Pupils
A persons pupils get bigger when they are aroused, interested and/or receptive. If you look into his or her eyes and see those pupils growing large - it’s looking good for you. Basically big pupils (unless it’s just dark) mean a person likes what they see.
Try this experiment, and you’ll understand how immediate this effect can be. Go right now and look in the mirror at your own eyes. As you look at them, imagine a sexy man or woman you are attracted to - in whatever way would turn you on. You’ll see that your pupils get bigger in just seconds. Actually, if you love to fish, they may get big just thinking about a lake you love. Anything you like to look at can make your pupils bigger.
Now, there are two ways to use this.
1. Mind Reading
For the mind reading part, you can now watch for changing of pupil size to know if someone is interested in you or what you have to say. And yes, shrinking pupils generally do mean the person is not interested. Just be careful to note if light in the persons eyes is causing the shrinking pupils.
In addition to judging the general level of interest and/or receptivity to you, you can use pupil size to go a little
deeper into a person’s mind. For example, during the course of a conversation, you can describe various scenes or delve into different topics, while watching the persons pupils. If their pupils shrank at the mention of skiing, and got huge when you described a beach you like, you can be fairly certain they would like the Bahamas over a ski resort.
The great thing about this little trick is that you can easily test it and refine your technique. Start with a friend whose interests you know already, and watch their pupils as you describe various places or even ideas. See if getting them to visualize, by saying something “Remember how that car of yours looked,” gets a bigger pupil response.
If you haven’t yet experimented with your own pupils, by watching them in the mirror, go try it now. You’ll find that you can quickly train yourself to change your pupil size at will. Just find a mental image or two that gets them really big, and use these as necessary. Look at a light briefly when you want to shrink your pupils back down. Now, how do you use this?
We all use little clues like pupil size as we interact with people. We are affected by people’s expressions and body language even when we haven’t yet learned to identify it. In other words - the person in front of you will unconsciously pick upon your enlarging pupils. They will unconsciously take this to mean that you like them,
and for many people, this will make them like you more.
Listen. This is the easiest and most effective way to read minds. Just pay attention, ask a few questions and listen to what they say about themselves.
Watch the Posture. Leaning towards indicates that the person is interested and receptive.
Watch For Hair Play. When women play with their hair while talking to you, it is almost always a sign of receptivity.
Watch the Mouth. A slightly open mouth is a sign of curiosity and interest.
Watch the Head. A tilting head, especially if it comes with a smile and eye contact, is a sign that the person likes you.
Watch the Eyes
Here is what people’s minds are doing when they are thinking or asked to remember something. This is true for most right handed people (reverse all this for left-handed people): As you face them, and their eyes go:
Up and to the right - they are remembering a visual image.
Up and to the left - They are constructing a visual image.
To the right - They are remembering sounds or conversation.
To the left - The are constructing sounds or conversations.
Down and to the right - They are in an internal dialog.
Down and to the left - They are accessing kinesthetic feelings, tastes and smells.
How to influence the opposite sex:
Use Mirroring and Matching. Match the speed of your speech to that of the person you’re talking to. Sit like he or she is sitting. Use the words they use. This is a fast way to build rapport. Once there is a “bond” built, you can start to lead the conversation and actions where you want them to go.
Compliment Her or Him. Discover what the person is proud of first, then find a genuine way to compliment them in that area.
Listen. Always show a genuine interest in what the person is saying. Ask appropriate questions, so the person knows you’re paying attention. Use their interests to lead into a direction you want to go.
Make Good First Impressions. Men usually form a quick visual impression in less than 20 seconds, and then make another judgment based on appearance and personality within a couple minutes. Women usually place less immediate emphasis on appearance, and form an “intuitive” first impression in a couple minutes. The lesson? Work fast.
By Steve Gillman. Excerpt from “A Book of Secrets”
This was interesting to read.
OH MY FUCKING GOD
holy shit what is this.
i’M REBLOGGING THID BRCAUSE I’M C=LITERALLY CRIYNG
is this cat pretending to be attacked by a shark. i want himmmm
This never fails to make me laugh
WHAT THE FUCK IS IT DOING? HAHAHAHA
LMFAOOO WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!
I WILL NEVER NOT LAUGH AT THIS.
MY LIFE IS FUCKING MADE SO MUCH. HOLY SHIT. I WANT THIS CAT. HOLY SHIT.
goddamn that cat put up quite the fight!
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY EYES?!
THEY’RE LEAKING DUE TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF JOY AND LAUGHTER!!!
WHAT THE FUCK
Save me from him, I beg of you. LOL
This is how he is with me all the time ._.
omygosh. this is the cutest thing ever. LOL.Omg this is too cute >.
lmao. “let go of me, *fallls* oh shit are you okay?” LOLL.
Daddy should’ve never raised me on Black Sabbath~
Mom..Dad…I have to tell you something. I’m hispanic.